Subject: FILK: Denial Date: Fri, 12 Feb 1999 00:27:49 -0500 From: "Brenda F. Bell" To: FKFIC-L@lists.psu.edu This little ditty came to me on the subway ride home tonight. It's dedicated to the listfolk who steadfastly believe that "No one dies. Nobody ever dies." Forever Knight is, of course, property of SONY/Tri-Star. Economic factors are, of course, economic factors. No *serious* insinuation of mishandling or misdoing is intended, and if TPTB think I'm trying to come down on them, they really, truly need to Get A Life. The following is a work of parody and as such is copyright by me, Brenda Bell, effective 11 February 1999 when it was written. Permission is granted to archive this to the FKfanfic site and the ftp site. DENIAL ----- Tune: Irish Washer-Woman/McKinney and McCormick Oh, Natalie seems to be dead, but she isn't, And someone told her Tracy died, but she didn't -- So nobody died, the producers all lied, But noone believes the abuse that they tried. The white rat was only a ruse that was clever So Screed could move on; he could not stay forever. There wasn't a fever, there's not a believer -- Just someone on high who thinks he's a deceiver. For The Powers That Be think that FK won't sell, The brands that buy time there believe it as well -- For USA, Tri-Star, and all syndication Just dropped their support without good explanation. Javier "died" with a stake in his chest But then woke up quickly when it didn't rest He then flew off swiftly, in search of his Urs Who went to the Raven to find her old purse. Vudu didn't blow up the plane that flew Schanke, Amanda was safe; she just needed a hanky The Inka was bribed to go back to his tribe Where on sacrifice blood he did gladly imbibe. For The Powers That Be think that FK won't sell, The brands that buy time there believe it as well -- For USA, Tri-Star, and all syndication Just dropped their support without good explanation. The writers think Nick wants Lacroix to please kill him -- To live without Natalie he isn't willin'. His sire rose the stake, Nick's life for to take And then the commercials came in with the break. So Nat isn't dead, and neither is Nick; The shooting of Tracy was only a trick They were brought to the brink, as quick as a wink So the audience wouldn't be able to think. For The Powers That Be think that FK won't sell, The brands that buy time there believe it as well -- For USA, Tri-Star, and all syndication Just dropped their support without good explanation. Brenda F. Bell webwarren@earthlink.net /nick TMana IM: n2kye Arctophile, computer addict, TREKker, stealth photographer... UA, PoCBS, FKPagan; Neon-Green GlowWorm HugMistress of the Ger Bear Project http://members.Tripod.com/~TMana/ Gerthering 3 Photos: http://nj5.injersey.com/~ic97/gertherng/ Visit the Fiendish Glow at http://home.earthlink.net/~webwarren/glow/