From sclark@best.com Mon Mar 16 08:54:30 1998 Date: Sat, 14 Mar 1998 15:03:39 -0700 From: clark To: fkfanfic@merlin.darkmage.net Subject: That Darn Rat Ok, let's let no rat go unturned for the New year. Standard disclaimers apply. Like it/hate it/whatever feel free to drop me a line. That Darn Rat (01/01) by S. Clark "Next one. 'It was a dark and stormy'....ummm...5 spaces." "Rat." "That's not the answer. And it doesn't fit." "Sure it does. 'R' 'A' 'T' 'T' 'E'. Them's enough. Rat. 'It was a dark and stormy rat.'" "Screed, why can I never finish a crossword puzzle when I have your help?" "We's always finishin' 'em. Look, all yer pretty little boxes got their little scritch-scratchies. Problem is, you got no 'magination, Vachon." "That must be it." "C'mon now....read us the next."