Subject: FILK:Angsty (K)Nights Are Here Again/Streisand hits Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2001 08:52:40 -0400 From: Patty Costantino To: FKFIC-L@LISTS.PSU.EDU Disclaimers: FK characters and the Barbra Streisand songs do not belong to me. I'm just borrowing them. Permission granted to archive at FTP, FKfan2 sites. Archived at my site: http://www.expage.com/patty43 Dedication: To Phylis, for helping me with rhyming words, grammar and all that good stuff. I couldn't do it without you. Thanks so much! And...to Susan M. and her pal Em for encouraging me to write more of my silly Filks. Ladies, and everyone else, I hope these FILKS put a smile on your face! Note to reader: Just one thing, when you sing these tunes, I hope they melt off your tongue like... bud-da! (butter) Just kidding! Don't mind me! I'm getting all fa...klempted! (sp?) :)) The Way We Were by Patty Costantino Sept 2001 ******************************** LaCroix is again reflecting back on his times with Nicholas and Janette in the song, The Way We Were ******************************** mmmmmmm.. mmmmm...mmmmmm Flash....backs... in the... dark recesses..... of my mind Ruby, .....ambered,..... colored flash...backs.... of the way we were Scattered.... bod....ies... of the dead... we left behind Feedings we gave... to one another .. That's the way... we were Can it be...that it was all...... so sadistic then I ....found time......before..... we.. dined Tormenting victims..... to be mighty fine Tell me..... Didn't.... I?.... Wouldn't.... I?...... Mem...or...ies...may be.... so amusing.... and you can...bet what's. .so... tasty.. to remember.... are.. mortals served on brocheeetteee.. So it's the slaughter...we will re...mem..ber.... Whenever we remember....the way.... we were.... The way.... we..... were... .mmmmmm....mmmmm..mmmm *********************************** You Won't Bring Me Across by Patty Costantino Sept 2001 *********************************** In A More Permanent Hell, Natalie is lamenting the fact her Vamp won't do the deed in this Barbra Streisand/Neil Diamond duet, You Don't Bring Me Flowers *********************************** You won't.... bring me...across.... You don't ....ring me for garlic pills....anymore You hardly drink my shakes by the score when I come up the loft lift at the end of my shift I remember....when..... You told me you loved me..... Took..... it back, .....and whammied me.... Now.... after.... remembering...... that... night and the world coming to an end.... I'm not feeling alright And....you just.... say no .... and.... won't bring me..... to the light And....you won't bring me.....across......for..ever...more I explained that....we could be together forever But rejection I got for my boldness once more I ....just walked out the door.. To the Raven, I ventured away And maybe.... I can become a memberrr...of the existence... you abhor I can learn how to whammy ... even learn how to fly Well I can learn how to feed ...but I need!..... to die But...you think I could learn..... how to tell you...... goodbye Think I could learn..... how to tell you .....goodbye And.....you won't bring me.... across....for ...ever more So... you would think I could learn..... how to tell you....goodbye You don't say..... you'll feed on me You don't say..... you'll take..... me You won't bring me..... across.....for..ever...more ******************************** Mere Mortals by Patty Costantino Sept 2001 ******************************** Picture LaCroix singing this Streisand tune, People, from the musical Funny Girl. *********************************** Mere Mortals...... Mortals.. fed on.. by immortals.. Are the unluckiest..... mortals..... in the world They're cattle...herded.... with other cattle and yet....feeding.... on them in battle makes.... my insides.... rattle tasting more.... like cattle...than Snapple (sorry, best I could do!) Hun...ters...are very dangerous..... mortals They 're.... the.... half drained.... mor...tals..... of the wor..ld With one victim...one very.... enthralling... victim A feeling .....I.... must ...boast Says you are ...dessert...now you're toast with my.... hunger.... and thirst But first... be a mortal.... fed on by immor..tals..... mere mortals.... fed on by immor...tals... Are the unluckiest ....mortals.... in.... the.... world... With one victim...one very..... enthralling.... victim A feeling..... I....must....boast Says you are... dessert..now you're toast with my.... hunger....and thirst But first... be a mortal.... fed on by immortals..... mere... mortals..... fed on by immortals... Are the unluckiest!..... mortals..... in the.....world... ******************************** He Bit Me by Patty Costantino Sept 2001 ****************************** In Last Knight, Natalie's thoughts when Nick bites her. This song, He Touched Me, is from a very early Barbra Streisand album. ****************************** He.. bit....me.... He... put.... his fangs near me And then... he bit... me I felt a sudden.... pain...when he bit... me.... Then a spar...kle,...a glooowww... He.... blew it It was.... accidental But!........ He blew it! His guilt.... seemed to tell me so all.... through.. it.... Oh no! He'll brood.....I knoooowwww.... He's gulp...ing...and I'm reeling.... the room is spinning I'm feel... ing myself .... not soar...... as I head towards...... towards the flooooorrrr...... He... bit! me I simply have to face the fact He ...bit me Tell myself.... the act......was insane.. (I'm to blame!) as I.... feel a bit drained But he bit meeee......he biiittt...meeeee.... And sud....denly..... nothing... will be... the saaammmmeee... 'cause he biiiiittttt meeee....he ....biittt.....meeeee And.....sud....denly.....nothing....nothing...nothing... will be.... the saaammmeee.... *********************************************** On Conversion Day by Patty Costantino Sept 2001 *************************************** Sung by all those masters to their fledglings on their special day to the tune, On A Clear Day (You Can See Forever). **************************************** On.... your conver.....sion day...... Rise up ... and look around you..... And..... you'll see....how special..... you.... are On.... that ...cross....ing day! how it will astound....... you that the glow of your eyes can see..... quite...... far You'll feed on ....every..... American, Canadian and more You can hear from far and near A heartbeat...... you've nevvveeer!..never!.... heard...... before!.... And... on your.. conver..sion day...on that...cross..ing daaaayyyy..... you can live...... forever....and ever...and ever...and evvverrr ....morrreeee ********************************************* Angsty Nights Are Here Again by Patty Costantino Sept 2001 *************************** Our beloved Nicky's brooding state of mind over the last 3 centuries or...perhaps 8 centuries (?) set to the tune Happy Days Are Here Again. *************************** Angsty... nights..... are here again Those flashbacks.... of my past...... are so clear, my friend They fill me with such...... fear to the end Angsty... nights...... are.... here.... again All the same.....let's not talk about ...it now There's just one thing...let me....pout for now So I would rather brood ...about...it now Angsty... nights..... are here..... again My guilt..... and troubles are never..... gone There'll be..... with me....from now on From....now...onnnnnnnn...... Angssssty..... nights ......are here again.... Those flashbacks......of my past......are so clear, my friend They fill me with..... such....... fear to the end Angsty...... times! Angsty...... days! Angsty...... nights..... are.... here..... againnnnnnn..... The End Feedback welcome at psmoot43@hotmail.com. Please let me know what you thought. I won't bite! :)) Love constructive advise. Flames will be served as brochette on the barbecue next weekend!! :)) _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp