DEATH BY TOFU (REVISED)
Ruth Dempsey "Anglofans"@aol.com
 
**Because I liked the title, that's why!**
 
"Myra!  What the hell is this?"
 
"Bulgar with black beans on a bed of mixed
greens and sprouts."
 
"Oh God!"
 
"Donald Schanke, you _know_ what the doctor
said about your cholesterol!"
 
"Myra, did I ever tell you about the last
case we had?  Guy's wife went on a health
kick.  Fed him nothing but sprouts and
tofu and wheat-germ crap.  Want to
know what happened?"
 
"You're going to tell me anyway..."
 
"He strangled her."
 
"Don, that's not funny.  Donald, what are you doing?
Donald?  Donald!  DONALD!"
 
END