Date:         Sun, 17 Dec 1995 14:22:34 -0800

From: Dianne Therese De Sha <maeve@MAILHOST.GG.CALTECH.EDU>



<run away! run away! :->



(And Lisa thought the Feline-L one I did _last_ year was bad...

:-)

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The Twelve Nights of Christmas

   (yet another twisted holiday offering from)

      Dianne la Mercenaire

         <moonlight@clever.net>





On the first night of Christmas my vampire gave to me

        A full pint of negative AB.



On the second night of Christmas my vampire gave to me

        Two whammied donors,

        And a full pint of negative AB.



On the third night of Christmas my vampire gave to me

        Three coffin cozies,

        Two whammied donors,

        And a full pint of negative AB.



On the fourth night of Christmas my vampire gave to me

        Four blood bank passkeys,

        Three coffin cozies,

        Two whammied donors,

        And a full pint of negative AB.



On the fifth night of Christmas my vampire gave to me

        *Five big love-bites!*

        Four blood bank passkeys,

        Three coffin cozies,

        Two whammied donors,

        And a full pint of negative AB.



On the sixth night of Christmas my vampire gave to me

        Six quarts of sunblock,

        *Five big love-bites!*

        Four blood bank passkeys,

        Three coffin cozies,

        Two whammied donors,

        And a full pint of negative AB.



On the seventh night of Christmas my vampire gave to me

        Seven spools of fang-floss,

        Six quarts of sunblock,

        *Five big love-bites!*

        Four blood bank passkeys,

        Three coffin cozies,

        Two whammied donors,

        And a full pint of negative AB.



On the eighth night of Christmas my vampire gave to me

        Eight long, thick trenchcoats,

        Seven spools of fang-floss,

        Six quarts of sunblock,

        *Five big love-bites!*

        Four blood bank passkeys,

        Three coffin cozies,

        Two whammied donors,

        And a full pint of negative AB.



On the ninth night of Christmas my vampire gave to me

        Nine packs of Visine,

        Eight long, thick trenchcoats,

        Seven spools of fang-floss,

        Six quarts of sunblock,

        *Five big love-bites!*

        Four blood bank passkeys,

        Three coffin cozies,

        Two whammied donors,

        And a full pint of negative AB.



On the tenth night of Christmas my vampire gave to me

        Ten heavy sunshades,

        Nine packs of Visine,

        Eight long, thick trenchcoats,

        Seven spools of fang-floss,

        Six quarts of sunblock,

        *Five big love-bites!*

        Four blood bank passkeys,

        Three coffin cozies,

        Two whammied donors,

        And a full pint of negative AB.



On the eleventh night of Christmas my vampire gave to me

        Eleven aerial mapbooks,

        Ten heavy sunshades,

        Nine packs of Visine,

        Eight long, thick trenchcoats,

        Seven spools of fang-floss,

        Six quarts of sunblock,

        *Five big love-bites!*

        Four blood bank passkeys,

        Three coffin cozies,

        Two whammied donors,

        And a full pint of negative AB.



On the twelfth night of Christmas my vampire gave to me

        Twelve crunchy Blood Clots(tm),

        Eleven aerial mapbooks,

        Ten heavy sunshades,

        Nine packs of Visine,

        Eight long, thick trenchcoats,

        Seven spools of fang-floss,

        Six quarts of sunblock,

        *Five big love-bites!*

        Four blood bank passkeys,

        Three coffin cozies,

        Two whammied donors,



<*big breath!*>



       

And...a...full...pint...of...neg-a-tive...A...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

ee!





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*Ta Dah!* <ducks>



Dianne

(sheesh...somebody *stop* me!... before I start doing

"The Little Drummer Vamp"...!!!)